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Rifle Demotivational Poster

ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.

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Rating: 4.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one shot, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


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Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


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Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


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Rating: 4.91/5

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Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

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Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean dicklicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bullshit like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that shit fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If shitheads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly asshole like you. Have a nice fucking day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this motherfucker (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two shits if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a dickhead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)

DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?

Airsoft -

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Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there photos in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "Pussy Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
fuck, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad ass then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.

Attitude -

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Rating: 2.91/5

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derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!


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Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...

TRUST ME - If you've been doing this for as long as I have, you learn to kill with what you have

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Rating: 3.63/5

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RIFLES - The new generation of toys.

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 9:14 pm
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
Feasibly - May 5, 2011, 9:57 pm


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CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils


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Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.

BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"

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Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?

STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.

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Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance

UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...

WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?

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Rating: 2/5

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triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:25 pm
asian humor ? NOT !
Neener - October 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Will she take milk from the source?
William Knight - October 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
I can tell you exactly what it is. It is a japanese cat maid who likes big guns. This species also likes to leap around on the tops of buildings and blow stuff up. And theres also that 9 lives bussniss.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:18 pm
What world......FUCK, forgot all about that stuff
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Shhhhhhhhhh, some secrets are not meant for the world outside the internet
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:16 pm
Yeah, I wont mention that girl sitting on your lap either
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
Damn reality
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
Because you would get a real sentence, not a celebrity sentence
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
I'd say don't get into a dog fight, but Micheal Vick probably made some good money off of those, and why shouldn't I?
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:03 pm
Well, I will admit you were kind of a douche, offer some advice instead of just bashing the poster (unless the guy is a total douchebag or timmy or something like that). By the way, i think my dog avatar is sexier than your dog avatar.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 10:56 pm
What douchebaggery? This is a humor site after all!
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 10:13 pm
Douchbaggery seems to be all the rage, lately.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yes we are
Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:11 pm
no need to be a douche. people arent funny all the time
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 pm
Yes I can. It's a Japanese girl with a rifle, but don't worry she probably wont see any lions.

MARINES - You don't get shit on our rifles.

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Rating: 1.65/5

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lorts gay bf - September 23, 2009, 1:00 pm
lort when you going to come over and have fun?
Semper Kill - September 23, 2009, 11:16 am
ha! Lort, you douche. Die in a fire. And look at the sorry cover on that recruit's head. it's all screwed up.
mrbombastic - September 22, 2009, 12:45 pm
To Lort, maybe that's why your country's military is a bunch of pussies and cowards who won't get off their fat asses and actually fix a problem if they see it, so it has to be us to do it,because your troops never got the right training.Go fuck yourself.
Lort - May 26, 2009, 7:52 pm
I'm afraid I've only seen this kind of drill sergeant in the American Armed Forces. Perhaps that's why America sucks such humongous penis.
anti - January 16, 2009, 6:44 pm
theres a good reason my fat ass wont join the military
lol - November 10, 2008, 11:49 pm
but not more killer than your mother,daughter,sister and wife in bed
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 1:20 am
I'm sure all the sodomy is a killer.
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:19 am
basic is a bitch


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Rating: 2.64/5

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koradan - August 31, 2009, 5:24 pm
Isn't he holding it on the wrong side, if he is going to aim? What am I saying, HE'S TOO AWESOME TO AIM!!


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Sound - February 15, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's a all-purpose key chain... I know what I'm getting my dad for Father's day!


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Rating: 4.46/5

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JAM - November 30, 2010, 1:24 am
My type of a woman
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:36 am
I like this one. 5L's for the crazy biotches wit a gun.


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Rating: 2.07/5

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Bob E - December 18, 2008, 3:59 pm
A whole other way of Coverin' Your A$$. Sniper Sex...LOL

AK -

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Rating: 4.22/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2012, 6:17 pm
Not where motifakes are concerned.
Chrysophase2003 - April 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
Because quantity always trumps quality.

BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.


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MPsniper - April 17, 2012, 5:01 am
i am -df-. so many people share my posters on FB, i became a bit tired of them taking the credit.
caveman - April 17, 2012, 1:20 am
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:32 am
Oscar Uniform Charlie Hotel.
Nissta - April 16, 2012, 6:56 pm
He's actually smacked him with the mag, either way it says the same...
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:37 pm
Fantistic.... 5 broken faces... btw who is DF?
Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 6:07 pm
I 5ee what you subtly did there... November India Charlie Echo...

M-14 -

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CarlRedifi - March 13, 2010, 6:11 am
Hahaha, M14 might be the perfect zzombie killing weapon, 20 bullets, semi and auto, medium to long range... i want one sooooo badly!
rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 3:26 pm
It's a scope.
Spangle - February 7, 2010, 6:20 pm
Omg? Is that a fucking lightsabre under the trigger?


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TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 7:43 pm
OWWWW! My bubble! What happened to my bubble? It was here just a moment ago!
EvilCreamsicle - September 13, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hate to burst your bubble guys, but that isn't an SVD, its a PSL, which is completely different from a Dragunov
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:22 am
I have a slingshot and a bag of marbles.....I dare any of you gun nuts to challenge my authority!
JTAC - August 9, 2010, 1:09 am
I couldn't agree more, the SVD is the most combat effective and reliable factory built sniper/marksman rifle in the world to this day.
almarpa - August 8, 2010, 10:10 am
Maybe it is true. But you are comapring with state of the art rfiles with a model of the 60's
corbett06 - August 7, 2010, 10:53 pm
cant hold up to a M40A1 the marines use
GySgt1811 - August 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
H'mmm. Gotta admit, the two I tried out in Kuwait wouldn't stay in the same zip code from shot to shot. "Course, I didn't have the B gunner like in the photo. That may or may not have helped. (BTW, Lotta "chink-clang" when that thing goes off.)Semper Fi.

KICKIN' ASS... - With Class!

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Rating: 2.16/5

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VinceVicious - December 25, 2008, 9:51 pm
YOUR mom: musket, that better be unfunny sarcasm, because otherwise you need to learn your weapons! and that's at least a 20 round magazine.
your mom - November 23, 2008, 1:27 pm
not to mention the gay blue tie and vest and the musket with a 10 round magazine.
Danger - October 31, 2008, 10:44 am
That's why I skipped prom
? - July 15, 2008, 9:45 pm
Delete - July 15, 2008, 9:44 pm
Who owns motifake?
Delete - July 15, 2008, 9:41 pm
How can this posted be deleted?
... - May 23, 2008, 12:26 am
He needs to kick some ass on the treadmill...


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Rating: 2.07/5

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mrbombastic - October 7, 2009, 11:01 am
All the badassness of Gears of War, now in the palm of your hand. I can die happy now.
some guy - October 7, 2009, 10:07 am
someone is a big fan of Gears of War...


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Anonymous2 - October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.
Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
Awesome xd
Reality Lord - October 13, 2010, 7:29 am

nice one dude...5L
GeorgiZhukov - October 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Not ten years ago, just five. One of my brothers-in-law showed me the movie when I was visiting him.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:22 pm
Odd thing is, Georgi saw it 10 years ago.
GeorgiZhukov - October 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
This scene from this film has stuck with me for nearly five years.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
Did the mods show you enough attention when you were a seedling?!?!? 5L
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 9:48 pm
"I am.........In a world....of Sh#t!" 5 slimy scumbags giving 25

Sarah Palin Photoshop -

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Me - June 4, 2009, 10:53 pm
Your poster, however, is not...

GUITARS - That's it. Can't get anymore bad ass.

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:47 am
Pic has been done here, and I believe it has been tunneled as well.

'EY, YOU! - Get in mah belleh!

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DotDotDot - January 5, 2009, 7:42 am
You silly poster... dwarves use Dwarven Battle Bread... not rifles.
ZOMGHACKS - December 5, 2008, 7:17 pm
Riley - August 18, 2008, 12:26 am
Or in simpler terms, you click on them a LOT.
Riley - August 18, 2008, 12:25 am
NO! Not WOW. I'm kidding it doesn't really matter to me, but yes, riflemen are Scottish dwarves that say the caption if you get them "drunk."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 18, 2008, 12:23 am
For those of us who don't WOW, is he a dwarf or just a fat bastardy type?
Riley - August 18, 2008, 12:05 am
I expect a lot of shit for this one. It's a Warcraft III joke.

FAKED - Ah Photoshop, making good ol' American lies for the Republican party since they turned evil. Nice ones, too.

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Die - April 17, 2009, 11:12 pm
that wasn't even done with malicious intent. it was as a joke with the 'shopper's coworkers. I read the interview, why don't you? http://www.jmg-galleries.com/blog/2008/09/11/an-interview-with-the-creator-of-the-sarah-palin-bikini-gun-photo/
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:42 am
Hey! Who photo shopped this girl onto Sarah Palin? And is that guy really drinking Schlitz? I didn't think they made that stuff anymore.
Jhvh - January 23, 2009, 11:38 am
it's just a BB gun...
Anon - December 31, 2008, 5:08 pm
If you lived in the south, you would see that there's nothing fake about this picture.
Asa - November 12, 2008, 12:24 pm
AMBUGATON!!!! (btw, you're lying to yourself if you wouldn'd bed that chick... hit it doggy style if you don't like the face)
Merlin - October 14, 2008, 12:55 pm
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:43 am
Night and Day, you are the one (it's never too late to act silly in comments sections like this) Pump up the jam,Pump it up,While your feet are stompin',And the jam is pumpin', Look at here the crowd is jumpin', Pump it up a little more
TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:13 pm
Who lives in a pineapple under the (shit...im so late with this)goofy goober
Fletch - September 17, 2008, 3:56 am
In West Phili... (I won't go there.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:14 am
Orange and lemon, raincoats roll and tumble, together, just like fruit tipped from a tray(yes, it was the Smiths)Naughty girls need love too...
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:10 am
Hey jude, dont be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. (if doing that, you should pick song that tend to "hang around" in your brain for hours). So ferry 'cross the mersey...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:45 am
(The Smiths?)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 12:33 am
Everybody wang chung tonight! ( I would make a similar stylistic choice, but I have a feeling I'd pick the wrong band) Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate...
Sean - September 4, 2008, 11:39 pm
I appreciate your input. (Incidentally, I now only communicate outside parenthesis through the use of Bloodhoung Gang lyrics. I suspect that for the first little while, at least, I am going to be using a lot of parenthesis.)
Debbie Downer - September 4, 2008, 8:54 pm
Sarah Palin's face is MUCH better than this one's. Ugh.

Evolution In action -

scapegoat -

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BIG GUNS - "okay, buddy, i just turn around that corner and run as fast as i can."

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

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know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:18 pm
those fucking jerks @ the NRA. how dare they defend the Constitution. i mean fuck, it's only worked for 200 years.
know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:13 pm
guns should only be available to those willing to break the law. great fucking idea. plus, 9 y/o prefer the "glock fotay" over the 9mm
Cheech - May 16, 2009, 8:15 pm
That has nothing to do with the amount of guns in the house it has to do with the number of Morons in said house. But if you feel the only way to keep guns out of kids hands is to make them disappear then we should take away cars to prevent car accidents.
RnR - August 17, 2008, 5:10 am
if you dont have 3 guns in every home, you wont have 9 year olds running around playing .38 tag with live ammo.
Meira - August 16, 2008, 6:14 pm
Umm... it's forbidden to have firearms without major licences in the UK... a criminal isn't gonna care if they get their gun illegally? P.S. These "Jerks" posters suck!
zaknafeiin - July 13, 2008, 4:51 pm
...speaking of 10,000BC -- what an awful movie ^^
Brian - May 14, 2008, 1:17 am
the original poster was 10,000 times better
GimmeABreak - May 13, 2008, 11:53 pm
GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION: Because everyone knows that if the law forbids firearms then criminals won't have any either.
Neal - May 13, 2008, 3:45 pm
Screw you... not only are your posters terrible... but your liberal ideology sucks ass!

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LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:43 pm
What good are 50 guns when u FAIL at AIMING!!!
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:15 am
Hate to break it to you, but the dog accidentally shot the old man later on while "cleaning" his gun.
Fatty - April 27, 2009, 5:36 pm
I trust him less with that dog...
Lloyd - December 7, 2008, 6:59 am
Lloyd - December 7, 2008, 6:59 am
Man no matter what your opinions are one guns... I'm sure many people would agree with me when I say "I would not trust that middle guy with a gun"
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:49 am
Oh Yeah...i get it now....thats right....their jerks cause they enjoy their 2nd amendment...how foolish of me to not get the dumb joke your liberties hating ass is trying to tell here.
K - November 28, 2008, 3:34 pm
Looks like normal, average joes own guns... so what is the deal?
mauser98k - July 12, 2008, 10:53 pm
Guns - kick ass since the 1400's
Critical Thinker - July 1, 2008, 2:37 pm
I'm glad to see that the liberal left is as open and tolerant as ever of other viewpoints
LetMeKnowHowThatGoes4U - May 13, 2008, 11:50 pm
JERKS: Yeah, be sure to call them that when you rear-end the guy whose bumper-sticker reads, "An armed society is a polite society."


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Pat - July 1, 2009, 2:12 pm
Whats funny is the army actually designed the Marines uniform, and then changed the pattern just to be different. i have seen the aquisition work. Good ole beauracracy, or however the fuck you spell it
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 9:26 am
Ummm...no. They don't.
hex - June 8, 2009, 1:40 am
marines...wear the same uniform as the army in deployment but they do have cute winter and summer versions of there station uniform aw precious!
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:52 am
A good vocabulary can really come in handy Silvermist. Does that mean the term fag came to mean cigarette/homosexual because a cigarette is a single burning stick?
-quote needed- - April 18, 2009, 8:30 pm
the back flip is cool but they dont throw hatchets they throw shovels, which makes it that much cooler.
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:45 pm
(continued) together and light them on fire, like a bundle of sticks. Just some food for thought for the next time you choose your words...
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:44 pm
Agreed, by the way for those of you who use the word fag, know that you are speaking of a cigarette, and when you say faggot, you are speaking of a bundle of sticks, because the "punishment" for being gay in way back when, was to tie a bunch of gays
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:05 pm
"leatherneck" proves that you don't need to be educated or articulate to be in the military. Thank you for playing!
Seb - November 16, 2008, 2:00 pm
None of you are cooler than the backflip hatchet attack of the Spetsnaz.
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:14 am
wtf? we get their seconds u fag why do u thinkg were in the middle of iraq in fucking woodland camo but then again your prob some 14 y/o dipshit thinking he's cool cuz he said he was in the marines lol

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I'll miss your twisted sense of humor..great poster
JesusWept - February 9, 2018, 10:40 am
Thanks :)
GaryO - February 9, 2018, 10:15 am
THAT is a good poster, very good (I miss those)

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